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 Oct 7, 2002; 06:07PM - Play Around?
 Category:  Fishing Jokes
 Author Name:  Chris
 Author E-mail:  nope
Tip&Trick Description 1: The Castaway
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual
speck on the horizon. 'It's certainly not a ship, 'he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer,
he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and
scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years' replies the stunned man. With that, she reaches over and unzips a
waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and
takes a long drag and says, 'Man oh man! Is that ever good!'
And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?' she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies: 'Ten years!' She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, 'Wow,
that's absolutely fantastic!'
At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs own the front of her wet suit, looks at
him seductively and asks, 'And how long has it been since you've played around?' With tears in his eyes
the guy falls to his knees and says. 'Oh sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!
 Mar 27, 2002; 08:54PM - Fishing trick for the wife
 Category:  Fishing Jokes
 Author Name:  Prankster
 Author E-mail:  Anon
Tip&Trick Description 1: Here’s a fishing story.

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:

First guy:
’You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend.’

Second guy:
’That is nothing, I had to promise my wiife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool.’

Third guy:
’Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her.’

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him.!

’You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?’

Fourth guy:
’I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, ’Fishing or Sex’ and she said, ’Wear a
sweater.’
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